Do A Ditty (Dumb Ditty Do)

I wrote this little ditty a night or two ago - though for the life of me can't remember why I wrote it.

There is mayhap a stone groaning in your building
Tonight, under darkness a tectonic crack spreading
Fear and aching in your wondrous, cancerous bone;
Only beginning to crackle in the first marrow stone.

Travolta's Soccer Jet

I will just leave this one to the experts.

Damn You, John Gardner

You scored as Grendel. Anti-social and cruel, you are Grendel. When the Danes started having a little too much fun in their fancy-pants Golden Hall, you decided to take them down a few notches by killing bunches of them...and yes, eating them. Some upstart Geat named Beowulf rips off your arm, though, and you slink off to die alone. Grendel 100% The Dragon 92% Beowulf 83% Wiglaf 67% Hrothgar 67% Wealhtheow 42% Grendel's Mother 42% If You Were in Beowulf... created with QuizFarm.com